Rural Dictionary

lock profiles

To romantically connect social profiles, most notably facebook, wherein two people mutually change their relationship status with a link to each other's profile. From, when couples 'lock hands' when walking in public. It has become the norm for people to do this simultaneously or near-simultaneously as a soft announcement to their social circles that they are officially a couple.

I saw in my feed that Sam and Pat decided to lock profiles this morning.

by brodod May 29, 2014

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pumpkin locks

A red head kid with flowing red locks of hair. Also a red head kid with a 70's hair cut.

"What is that ginger doing with that 70's haircut?"
"He looks like a complete fool!"
"Hey man that kid has some wacko pumpkin locks!"\
"Yeah he needs to get rid of those man."

by Joehamphry - Drack May 27, 2009

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Stardust Lock

A gangbang consisting of exactly three men and one to five women. More often than not one of the males will develop a special liking to one of the females. The two will branch off temporarily. This results in the pair being gone for a small time, returning in roughly half an hour.

"I met my wife at a Stardust Lock 2 years ago and we really hit it off."

by Nate kill Kyle January 28, 2009

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Cock Lock

When a male is performing oral sex to another male and before ejaculation ... He places his male victim in a cock lock Meaning squeezing of his tights forcing male performing lewd act to either receive a baby shower cause from fighting the cock lock or swallowing can also occur due to having cock locked in your mouth causing great pleasure to ejaculee but tons off vocal cord damage to Victim.

Hector : Chris why are you talking like you are sick or been sucking on helium balloons??
Chris: Mario got the smart Idea of placing me under a cock lock after reading what it was of urban dictionary.
Hector: I hope you feel better?

by perezballer06 December 10, 2012

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