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Mar-Astagua

Really fucking Overpower weapon that made Revelations more boring of a map then it already is, and its got wack as ammo. And also, who calls it that way? Is the Apothicon Servant.

Guy1: Man I got the Mar-Astagua
Guy2: Who the fuck calls it that way?

by 911wasmadebyBush June 24, 2019


mars b.

a very hot man and very nice man. he has a very big dick

mars b. is so nice

by coochietickler 33 November 16, 2022


Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.

Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”

by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023


Mars Smith

Mars Smith is a pretty funny person! They are fun to be around and is loveable. Some people will say they are a bad person and try to talk down but Mars doesn't care! Mars Smith is a tough cookie and I'm proud of them. :)

Also they got that ASS FR

"GYATT DAYYYYYMNNNN WHO IS THATTT😍😍"

"ohh shittt its my friend Mars Smith"

by mookmooks July 16, 2024


Mars Headass

Mars Headass

A nigga named Mars that let fat niggas rub they titties on his head.

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Wit yo ol Mars Headass, thats why yo neck built like food poisoning.

by PassDaBoof July 4, 2019


Mar 25

National UwU day, the officially recognized day of UwU

Dude, it's Mar 25! It's National UwU day!

by Mandawowian March 20, 2022


! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992

Coolest hottest(faggiest) amazingest piss kinker ever!!!!

Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”

Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”

by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022