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Mental Masturbation

Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.

AKA: β€˜Hoeing without using your holes’

Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation

by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021

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Mental Discharge

When someone lets their emotions out in a poem, song, or video.

β€œBro... Did you see the Mental discharge video Peter made?”
β€œYeah... I feel bad for him. He’s going through a lot.”

by CGM902 May 20, 2018

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mental vasectomy

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

by Whale On A Boat February 13, 2011

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Firework mentality

Has the mentalty of a firework, typically when mad. Their temper ignites and dies down soon after. When in ignite its not a good idea to be near them.

Oh god, i hate him so much and his firework mentality

by ToxicChaosTrouble June 28, 2011

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Mental midget

Small minded person. Psycho. Stalker.

Stacy Kendell is a mental midget.

by BossBitch79 December 2, 2019

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Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 8, 2011

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Disabled Mentalism

Being disabled due to your mental state

Your disabled mentalism has gotten you quite stiff, hasn't it?
Why didn't you plant the bomb, is it because of your Disabled Mentalism?

by Kasrii June 20, 2018

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