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when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.
me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.
my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head
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A sexual position in which two dudes jerk off back to back, and the first guy who cums turns around and releases his load on the other's back.
Dude, I just lost a Mexican Standoff; how do you get rid of cum from your back?
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A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.
Person one: Why does Maria have so many kids?
Person two: Mexican Roulette!
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A type of Mexican threads baja hoodie, also called drug rugs.
That hippie was wearing an awesome mexican hoodie.
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Like the American trump but Mexican
Now that was a Mexican trump
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A hybrid of sexual moves, involving the peacock followed by the filthy sanchez.
I was going to give that girl the mexican bird, but she had eaten McDonald's earlier that day.
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(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part.
Man #1 - "That boss of ours is a real douche bag."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop."
Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican."
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