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The relationship status of a woman that jumps into a committed, monogamous relationship at the peak of her ride on the cock-carousel.
Dude, the other day I heard Chad’s new girl was mid-carousel.
people that think Eren Yeager is the best Main Character
Stop being such a Clown On Mid you Bozo
to commit ownage, to defeat takethebang, to do the unexpected, to seem to defy the laws of legality
When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.
Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.
The process of recently becoming mid (like a glow down) after a period of not being mid. This can be a permanent affliction or a temporary status.
Ex 1: "I think I caught the mid virus... :-("
Ex 2: "I know I've been looking kind of mangled this week... I've been having a case of mid virus lately."
Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."