Milk Snack

Any delicious foodstuffs that make a good accompaniment for the feature, nutritionally, The Milk

While traditionally a coffee go-with, stroopwafels make for an amazing Milk Snack.

Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.

Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.

Reused milk

A female that is so ran through that she is reused and abused

Guy: I with I want to get with that girl from that party on Saturday

Friend: don’t do that that bitch got STI’s and she got reused milk

Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.

Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!

Milk Warfstache

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache

Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going

Hole Milk

Milk used to make Swiss cheese have holes.

Hey, we only have hole milk.

Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.

"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."