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Minecraft is the most epic game as it has 1000000000000 views on youtube at least, and that's a lot! So by saying I'm playing minecraft, you're saying I'm being an epic gamer!
Im playing minecraft.
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The three holy elements of minecraft: Building, Redstone, and PVP, each with their own sacred spirit, Grian for building, Mumbo Jumbo for redstone, and Technoblade (may he slay orphans in peace) for PVP.
New player: I've already progressed pretty far, and beat the ender dragon, and I don't know what do do now with the game.
Veteran player: if you're out of ideas, you can always consult the holy trinity of minecraft.
New player: h u h ?
A Minecraft Secret Base is an underground structure that is strategically placed in an area where only the builder could find. The base would usually possess “God tier loot.”
“You will never find my “ Minecraft Secret Base” you nerd!
when someone plays modded mine craft for 40 hours straight with no sleep in between and doesn't talk to anybody else
''yo this nigga is messed he was so anti social and went into a 'modded minecraft hibernation''
so basically, minecraft porn but its homosexual
A: wanna make some gay minecraft porn
B: you're dead to me
a stupid little silly minecraft youtuber who makes a bunch of youtube shorts of her just reading comments and yelling and somehow became popular off of that, she also streams on twitch where she made a joke about the moon guy from fnaf being a pedophile and apologized for it on twitter where she just said waaah sorry to the only 3 people mad.
person 1: "i stan Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber)"
person 2: "never talk to me again get out no one loves you, you're fatherless, go away, i hate you"
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A place where you can not swear or say heck or else you will get a belt whoopin
One day on Johnny’s Christian Minecraft Server
Billy: “What the heck is that?”
Johnny: “NO CUSSING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!” *Pulls out the belt*
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