Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF β€
Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf
1. A Yellow Mother is somebody who is scared to commit to an action.
2. The term Yellow Mother is equivalent to the term βpus*yβ
Man, Heβs such a yellow mother. He wouldn't even ask her out!
A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,
1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.
Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."
person 1: wow is that trista?
bear: yes its my mother trista
The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.
mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.
balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry π§
blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn π€ π
the stan twt community: π€π³π₯°π³βοΈ
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! π₯°ππππππ