Two or more females engaging in an act of mutual genital "enpleasurement" through the act of vaginal gyration and it's resulting friction.
Dem fine bitches be roughing muffins in my bed!
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a vagina
"So I went down on her and ate out her tuna muffin"
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The name chosen to ridicule a "Buff McGruff" type man for doing something very feminine.
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The Gas that come form a Muffin Bombing, or gas form a pussy fart.
Guy 1: "dude he just got muffin bombed"
Guy 2: "I hope he got soem Muffin Gas with that"
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A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.
My dog is so cute. He's such a muffin ball!
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The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.
Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.
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1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.
2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.
1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."
2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.
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