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a baseball team that always gets beaten by the new york yankees, despite having a winning record against other teams.
before the red sox won the world series twice in 2004 and 2006, they were regular members of the new york spankees!
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Upstate is a place where you have to drive your pickup 20 miles to buy a Sears, Roebuck suit or Gingham dress at a local Walmart. Upstate is sterile, it's a fucking joke.
Once I went to Nassau County and everybody somehow knew I was from the Big City.
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A town in New York, about 47 miles from New York City. The town is very small, but they have really good food. It's not true about what people say about us, we are not all, druggies, filled with std's, and guidos. Yes, if you say things, we might overreact, but you learn your lesson to not say things. There might be a lot of rich people, but it doesn't mean we think about ourselves all the time. It's not true that we are uneducated people. Yes, this might be a boring place sometimes, but most of the people here are friendly, if your nice to them. It's not Upstate New York. It's right next to Poughkeepsie, and Westchester. Not to far from the city, we have an nice lake, and we have nice houses. A lot of people actually tell us we're really cool people. We actually have cool accents (New York City/New Jersey accents) So it's not true what people say about us.
We actually have experience.
Guy from Mahopac, New York: "Hey bro, what's up?
Other guy: "Hey Man, where you from?"
Guy from Mahopac: "Mahopac, New York!"
Other Guy: "Cool! I've heard good things, and bad things about you guys, but I personally think you guys are really cool!"
Guy from Mahopac:"Thanks Bro!"
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Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.
Bro, I can't get the smell of that New York Chili Dog to go away.
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A non-existant entity. Every being of the female biological function packs her pants.
When I was in New York I tried to find a nice New York Girl, but everytime I got her pants off she had a dong strapped to her.
A definate penis envy species; the New York Girl.
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Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.
Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."
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