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A black and white lesbian couple.
Check out that hot salt and pepper lick over there!
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To annoy or irritate. Usually by wrecking a good thing (i.e. pie) by adding an incongruous irritant (salt).
You know what really salts my pie? I was going to go out this weekend and the professor sprung that essay on us on Friday afternoon.
Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?
If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.
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After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!
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When you get corona and your test comes back POS (positive), but you prefer to say your pussy is on salt in order to deny you actually have rona.
-Yo did u hear Her covid test came back positive
-Nah bro it just means her Pussy On Salt (POS)
-dang she’s out here lookin like a raisin
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An inferior definition of the phrase "go pound sand" preferred by townie steakheads on the East Coast.
After trying and failing to get a spot at the Comedy Studio, Mr. McClown had no choice but to go pound salt.
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When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)
Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
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An elderly man - usually lacking style and charisma - who either receives sexual favours, the promise of sexual favours or adulation from a younger person (usually female) in return for very little; boiled sweets, cigarettes, a lift to the shops etc.
See also ‘Salt & Pepper-Mama’.
Person 1: "Hey check it, I totally hooked up with this wicked sugar-daddy and he gave me this diamond necklace and a bag full of coke".
Person 2: "Damn I put out twice last week and all I got was two cigarettes, half a bottle of portello and a freddo frog. I think I got me a salt & pepper-daddy".
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