pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.

Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"

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neck vagina

a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.

Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.

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neck box

The location between a girls chin and esophagus. Usually used for head activities.

Krista Hight I heard you threw your neck box out after too much head?

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Big Neck

Another word for Head Ass but funnier

Shut yo big neck up.

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Spaghetti Neck

To suffer from a limp neck, characterized by a seemingly "heavy" dome and sagging chin. May be accompanied by swivel neck. Usually due to severe indifference or melancholy, but can also be caused by consuming copious amounts of THC and/or alcohol.

Yo, Josh is suffering from some major spaghetti neck. His chins on his chest!

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sweat neck

A very annoying person that just wont shut up.

Guy 1: Hey bro are you going to john's cookout? Guy 2: I don't think so because he has been drinking. You know how much of a sweat neck he is when he gets a few in him. Guy:1 Yep. By the end of the night he will have a blister on his tongue from flapping so much.

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neck foot

a foot that comes out from the neck

Alec: That rob is pretty sneaky. Almost ninja like!
Lou: Well yeah...he does have a neck foot that he can crawl around on.
Hot Chick: Yeah and he is super sexy!! Do you think he would ever pork me?!
Alec: Probly not...his heart belongs to no one. But i agree, he is super sexy.
Scott: Big bad sexy robbie!!
Robbie: Yeah buddy!!!
Alyssa: I'm ok!
Tanner: I feel like chocolate cake..
Robbie: Really? You FEEL like chocolate cake...thats weird.
Lou: My hands smell like vaginas...or pickles.
Jill: Louie, can i poop on your car?
Lou: Jill! You dont have to ask!!
Robbie: Im done. See ya. Outta here.

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