A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.
"I just bought this new lace Boob Hammock from Victoria's Secret, and it is so comfortable
When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”
Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!
“Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”
“Larry, I don’t know...
When women go to tan their boobs which are usually the lightest part of the body.
Keisha's getting a boob tan next week.
A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.
Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.
When a girl with massive tits wears a bra that's too small and so her breasts spill over the top of the bra in effort to escape the cage that they are in and therefore create a phenomenon, often seen through a tight top, where the breasts appear to have a excess boob spilling out of the top of a bra...aka quadruple boob.
"Hold up...Mandy over there has some serious quadruple boob going on"
"Yowch again?! Those melons must still be growing.."
"OMG, Milly you have to help me, this bra is like soooo small I have like some serious quadruple boobs syndrome going on"