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The act of farting in a silent manner in a moving vehicle, then pressing the window lock and letting the passengers enjoy the pugnant stench of the McDonald's you ate the day before in Westland Mall.
bro, last night me and Anay went on a date and i did the nastiest dutch oven while she was on the phone with her mom.
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The act of Masturbating using someone else to control your arm motion; in a piston or wheel like fashion. You hold onto your own genitals; the other person controls the stroke of your arm from your forearm.
Described in Kevin Smith's " Zack and Miri make a Porno"
I totally got off when Ms. Blackston grabed my arm to drag me to the principle's office. I just grabbed myself while she pulled me. It was a total Dutch Anchor.
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A sexual position where the female is on top and she rotates around making a windmill motion with her legs.
Your mom gave me a dutch windmill last night.
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During oral sex, the male is sitting on the females chest as she gives him oral. The male then takes a steamy poop on her chest, as she continues to perform oral sex. The male then retracts his erect penis from her mouth, and flattens the mound of feces on her chest with his erection. After flattening the poop, he inserts his penis directly back into her mouth without any cleaning up. This my friends, is the Dutch Flat.
"What'd you and Stacy do last night?"
"We watched 16 and Pregnant and I gave her a Dutch Flat. It was cool."
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When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.
Me: Yo, I think Woolgar just dutch freezer'd his toilet.
Si: FUCK! I JUST SAT IN THAT PISS.
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When while having sex, each time the male thrusts into the female's vagina/anus, the male farts.
Friend: So what do you do with your girlfriend when you two feel kinky?
You: We would Dutch Bullride all night.
Friend: Well, I best be getting home...
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This is a very useful trick for travellers wanting to have sex in shared dorms in hostels.
It is called 'the Dutch curtain' and involves taking one or two of the sheets off your bed, tucking the sides under the mattress above your bunk and creating a curtain of isolation for you and your girl.
The Dutch curtain allows you to have the semblance of privacy and will help you put your girl at ease, it will also ward off other travellers so you can get your freak on.
Hey Bjorn, looks like Jarpi is getting it on with that slutty Italian girl
What makes you think that?
Look, he has a Dutch curtain around his bunk
Oh, well lets come back in half an hour so we don't have to listen to them
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