Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

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Sitting on the heat seat

Sitting on the seat that is only used for masturbating and with the intent of masturbating.

Where's matt?

I'm not sure, but the last time I saw him, he was sitting on the heat seat, beating his meat

put the seat down

Close your trap

You need to put the seat down

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.