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A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.
Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.
The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.
Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?
When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
The act of noodlinginside a person’s (preferably a young girl of slight stature)rectum whilst they are prairie dogging
Grandson:Hey grandpa, want to go prairie noodling?
Grandpa:I can’t since your mother has grown up and filed a lawsuit against your father and I for doing it to the dog
Person 1: he's got some attitude today, tagged at me earlier
Person 2: he's a spicey noodle
Noodle window (noun)
: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans
Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?
The biggest idiot there is .
Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."