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A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.
She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.
when you impregnate your cousin
i’m from alabama so i had to give my cousin a farmers johnny
A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.
I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.
A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.
These people are fun to point out on road trips.
Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).
Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.
Someone who should be elected president in 2024. Doesn't matter what their party is, or their belief, just vote for them in 2024.
Johnny Ballfart: "Make America Fart Again!"
Random U.S. citizen: "I'm voting for you in 2024!"
A deadly fume coming out the butt hole that causes your boxer’s to rot or disintegrate.
Damn bro your boxer’s really crunchy , you got Johnny’s boxer on.
Quitting your job with emphasis by telling people how you really feel and where you'd like them to go.
As in Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It".
Just as HR dropped the bomb on me I "Johnny Paycheck'd" all of my co-workers that I disliked.