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the sour, dry, or bitter taste you have in your mouth the morning after a night of partying, drinking, and/or smoking weed/cigarettes. usually accompanied by a sore throat, party hair, and/or a lack of knowing where you are.
man i woke up in Rob's tool shed this morning, but the worse part was i had some crazy afterparty mouth.
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Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
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When a chic cannot talk because she is sucking on a dick.
"She can't talk at the moment, she has cockin mouth real bad"
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One Who Is Not Adequate At Performing Fellatio.
A Girl Who's Teeth Are Present When Giving Head. Said Girl Would Have A Gravel Mouth.
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A bitch with huge fucking teeth and a voice that sounds like a pack a wild Native American horses dry humping
That bitch Evan is such a donkey mouth
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Nickname given to Marvel anti-hero Deadpool
Deadpool? That fucker is a merc with a mouth.
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A girl who walks like she has a stick up her hiney and has excessive poopy in her mouth. If you find a wild poopy-mouth please report to the Anti-Poopy Foundation (1-800-Poop-On-You). Also known as "Ashley".
Dayummnn! It's poopy-mouth! Niggas back up
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