number 3

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.

Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"

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Number 3

The act of sexually pleasuring one's self in a destructive or graphic manner

Phil, i'll be back, i'm doing a quick number 3

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Number 3

To go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time
Both pee and poop

I mostly go number 3 so I feel much better now

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Number Rape

Grabbing a girls phone without consent, entering your number and calling yourself. In hopes of calling her later and asking her out.

You: Hey, thats a really cool phone... can I check it out.
Her: Sure, no problem
You: **grab phone, enter your number and call yourself**
You: Cool, thanks!! :)

-hey man, I just number raped that girl over there.

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number 12

donald trump is racist

he was acting like a number 12

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Number One With A Bullet

Fast moving to the top. Going all the way to number one as if attached to or accompanied by a bullet. A reference to the Billboard top 100 songs where a fast moving track was accompanied by a 'bullet' icon on the chart. Inspiration of the AC/DC lyric "Number One with a Bullet. I'm A Power Pack."

"That new Ice Cube track ain't just a number one, it's number one with a bullet!"

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rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?