Wet Breath

Moist breath only certain people get, it's rare not to have it but its basically wet breath.

"EW YOU HAVE WET BREATH"
"what's wet breath?"
"Wet breath"

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brokeback breath

1. refers to something exceptionally gay.

2. the result of two gay guys giving each other a blowjob.

both in reference to brokeback mountain, a popular movie about two cowboys that end up being homosexuals.

1. ben: "dude, i've been busting out that new justin timberlake cd. i really like it."

jim: "you got that brokeback breath going on, huh?"

2. "OMG, I totally got brokeback breath now!" *wipes jizz from lips*

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bollocks-breath

somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!

Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.

Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath

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egg breath

Eats a lot of "eggs"

AKA eats inseminated eggs.

"Yo Judy, your breath smells gross"
"Yeah Peter inseminated some of my eggs, and then I munched on them for brunch."
"Ew... egg breath"

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breathing starfish

spread your butt cheeks and flex your bung hole

i went through four years of high school and no one knew i could do the breathing starfish.

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cows breath

if a girl is being a cow ( really out of order) to her friends, she has cows breath. This is because all of the mean things that she has been saying have come out of her mouth and given her the breath of a cow.

"jen has been so out of order to me"
" she has cows breath"
"yah"

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Breathing Tornados

Slang for huffing gasoline. Something one might do in his or her basement.

Mother: I walked downstairs to grab some sugar and I caught my son breathing tornados!

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