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He is without doubt the pinnacle of the human race. Undoubtedly the world's best shag, his man wand reaches 14 inches and even has its own brain.
You can find Oliver in your mum, most of the time, all of the time.
Sometimes your dad can't even hold back the urge of Oliver McArdle.
He is without queation an undefeatable athlete, an unaware challenger will simply shoot themselves if found trying to challenge the great Mc.
All bow down to him and is unquestionably the most badass human on the planet.
he stills sucks cock though.
Ryan: Hey, have u seen Oliver McArdle playing football, that dude is tiiiiight!!!!
Jordan: I no, dude for some reason i just wanna let him shred up my bumhole
Ryan: True, true...apparently he wraps it round his leg, its that big!!!
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A Chinnese Burn on the area of the male reproductive organ, The Cock.
I Got an Oliver Twist last night
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When a man takes his penis or "Oliver" and twists it into the shape of a pretzel and inserts it into a womens vagina and as he has intercourse his "olvier" untwists
"hey Marvin what you do last night with Meg?"
"Nigga I gave her and Oliver Twist"
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Some fat retard that is addicted to eating six sandwiches or any other ungodly amount of fat people food. He is so ugly and fat, no woman would ever even think about talking to him. He weighs over a metric shit ton and is fucking gay. He also has a fat fucking chode, clocking in at about three inches long. Conlan Oliver is nothing but a fat, gay retard.
Man, Conlan Oliver is so fucking fat
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A stretchy slab of skin that usually holds testicles or cosmetic testicles made of any hard substance such as glass, marble, and even gold.
Jim's olive wallet tore when he attempted to jump the barbed wire fence spilling his wet olives everywhere.
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He is gay who lost his parents at 5 years old.
He lost his dick due to emotional damage.
I don't want to be Oliver Park.
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