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When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.
Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.
*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”
When you burp while wearing a face mask
There were to many onions on my burger ,after returning to work I belch ovened myself.
When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
To warm something in the oven.
Pizza rolls come out soggy being microwaved, you gotta ovenate them to get that crisp.
Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.