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An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".
"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"
"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"
A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.
Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!
Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.
Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.
Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.
Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.
when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him