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Listen, I know you've seen a LOT of people say Floral Park sucks because we got nothing to do here. But let me tell you how it really is....
-Yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like I've heard).
-Yes, people do smoke A LOT (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-Yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-Yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-No, we don't think we live in the OC.
-No, we don't have crazy emo people.
-No, we don't consider ourselves black.
-We're just Long Islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich ass people in the Hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, fuck off and just don't come here then.
Guy from Floral Park - "Floral Park is cool."
Guy from Garden City - "We got more money than you go back to your poor ass 'hood'."
Guy from Floral Park - "Why don't you go cry to your mommy before I kick your ass there."
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A gay male who only has sexual interactions with other gay male who are husky, large with a lot of body hair (otherwise known as "Bears")
Hank only talks to Bears on Grindr, he's a is a park ranger!
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1. A woman who refused to give up her seat on the bus, thus beginning a bus boycott during the civil rights movement
2.A way to take someone's seat after that person called fives or shotgun.
1. Rosa Parks was a brave woman during the Civil Rights movement
2.Person 1:I CALL FIVES!
Person 2: (takes seat) Rosa Parks!
Person 1: Damn
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The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.
Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.
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A park located in Peteburg Florida for black folks to throw bricks at police cars. Attaining a swimming pool, basketball courts and a large feild. Ain't no place like it.
Did you hear about the Child's Park Pimps that got thrown in the river?
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The act of hooking up in a park, usually referring to underage girls giving handjobs in Riverside or Central Park because their parents are at home.
Mike: Yo, that hot 8th grader and I were park-fucking last night.
Peter: Really? Did you buy her a 40 first?
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Ozone Park is a New York City neighborhood located in the borough of Queens bordering Woodhaven, Richmond Hill, Howard Beach, and the borough of Brooklyn. It is the home of the Aqueduct Racetrack.The neighborhood has historically been mostly Italian and Irish.
Ozone Park was a center for mafia activities until the early 1990s. John Gotti's Bergen Hunt and Fish Club was located here and would host a huge block party and fireworks show along 101st Avenue every July 4th until that fuckin' prick Mayor Rudy Giuliani denied local residents permits to host similar block parties and set off fireworks.
PEOPLE FROM OZONE PARK:
Debra Wilson
Cyndi Lauper
John Gotti
Justin Credible
Peter Facinelli
Bernadette Peters
Ozone Park is in the state of New York, in the borough of Queens.
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