patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.
“wow is that patti mae smith?”
“yeah she smokin hot!”
A legend in the hall of schools in Steubenville many say she’s a ghost here to redeem her sins but little do they know she really just wants to maintain the consistency of “big dick energy”.
Person#1: Yo you know Mrs Patty
Person#2 : yea she’s the goat
The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.
After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway
My very fat fish
Friend: “What’s your fishes name?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”
To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.
1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.
2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
phrase coined for the college season surrounding st. patrick’s day. typically used by women to make it known that what to be railed.
girl: why don’t u saint on this patty?
boy: say less.
The act of playing boobs like a pair of big bouncy bongos
I will flip your patties while you play my dong like a gong