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When you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.
very rare occurance.
Jack: Man, i just had a Perfect Dump
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?
Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!
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Achieved by Barney Stinson, the father of legendary.
Made love with seven different women in seven consecutive days.
I think this should be universal to all sexual groups, so if you have scored seven different hotties in seven consecutive days... then you have done it!
To achieve the perfect week shows awesomeness and is legen... wait for it... dary!
On the eighth day...
7 of 7 = The Perfect Week
SCORE! UP TOP!
Daddy's Home.
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An exaggerated perception of one's own daily life to make it seem more perfect than it really is.
"Man, I had the most perfect weekend!" "Was it really perfect or facebook perfect?
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The best possible pair of people to be together. They can't stop thinking about eachother and are meant to be together. They make each other more happy than anything else. Every other couple is jealous of them.
Payton and Shawn are the perfect couple
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Someone who is broken, but still breathing. The person worth fighting for.
She was an Imperfect perfection, and i’m glad i fought for her.
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This is where you find out that Louis Tomlinson actually wrote ‘Perfect Now’ about his sister Fizzy in her memory and not about Harry Styles or Eleanor
fake Louie: oh I love that song perfect now it’s so about Eleanor
Real Louie: mmm bro no it’s actually about Fizzy you dumb cow
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the guy which you love so much you think of him when you see his favourite colour, hear his favourite song, taste his most hated food, touch the hand of someone you wish was his and dream about being together every night.
Brody, you're the definition of a perfect boyfriend and I love you so much it kinda hurts.
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