Nasty Pete

A poorly made Mac and cheese made by a women named Carys

Ay yo Carys, this Nasty Pete is way to nasty.

Lusty Pete

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.

You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?

Skinny Pete

Can be a meth addict, but is a great friend. Skinny. Wears beanie his whole life. Likes video games.

Skinny Pete: "Badger, Im gonna destroy you bro."
Badger: "No"

Pulled a "Pete"

Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.

Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"

Pete Feet

When you go to Disney World and your name is Peter and your feet turn purple. Usually involves the user being stupid and tying their shoes too tight.

Guys my friend Peter went to Disney and tied his shoes too tight and now he has Pete Feet.

pete zapepsi

What you say in place of saying Pizza and Pepsi

Yo Evola....i was thinking about ordering some more Pete Zapepsi?

texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.