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A fuck buddy that acts like a pig when eating ass
You eat my pussy like daddy pig
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A form of ancient goddes of dead. It was made into wery popular anime amongst the childrwn
Monk: we must sacrifice's him for Pepa pig
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A dirty girl with small tits and a huge ass, she has a dirty twat and massive gut.See also:Frumpy or Pud-wack
Nicole was a total Pig-Girl, her ass ate her pants!
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1. Someone or something that is used to test medicine or other products and procedures.
2. A small South American rodent that looks like a miniature capibara and is kept around the world as a pet. Also used as a food in its native range.
1. Fred is a guinea pig for a pharmeceudical company and gets paid for the testing.
2. One of the class animals in my biology class is a guinea pig.
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wizard 1: im going to Pig Farts
wizard 2: where is that?
wizard 1: Mars of course
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A shit pig is mostly dormant entity that quietly lurks during the week taking notes on its many misperceptions of how its host victim has been wronged. Shit pig will store this skewed data for long periods of time. Shit pig only appears when the blood alcohol content level hits 2.0% or higher. Once this manifestation occurs a shit pig can be expected to stay visible anywhere from 1-3 hours, spewing profanity laced diatribe about the many "injustices" it has dealt with in life. It also relishes doling out multiple insults to anyone will to cross its path. Many are tempted to combat a shit pig by simply talking to it with logic and reason, but this method has been proven to be highly ineffective. Through trial and error case studies, the best way to handle a shit pig is to just avoid a shit pig altogether. When avoidance is not possible experts suggest to not be combative towards a shit pig because it will only make things worse, causing the shit pig to double its efforts of making its victim(s) miserable. Shit pigs are gluttonous creatures and usually after consuming disgustingly amounts of alcohol, will just fall asleep. Shit pigs prefer to slumber in a comfortable bed but have been known to sleep in odd places such as stairwells, street curbs and sitting upright on toilets.
We were all out having a great time when, without warning, shit pig showed up and , as expected, ruined everyone's lives.
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A company that makes personalised greeting cards that has a really annoying song on the advert.
"Moooooon pig!
Moooooooon pig!
Moon pig dot com!"
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