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Hogwarts Dropout
Big Shaq ‘s worst nightmare
Expelliarmus Hanifi Potter strikes again
a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats
elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio
A crazy horny drug addict completely insane good looking devilishly handsome what's a dark Heart of Gold
Now I'm crackhead Harry Potter
A Harry Potter stan who is toxic and cannot get a social life/a harry potter fan who uses LMFAOOO-, 😭😭😭😭BDISIEHSHDHS, etc.
potterhead: haha yu ar gey noob
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead
timmy: get a social life
Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.
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Golfer, Brookwoods Golf Club Tournament Winner, Trophy Holder, Boozer, Champion, The Shiznit,
Holy Crap! Did you see Chris Potter win that Golf Tournament, while drunk? He's the Shiznit!"