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To jerk off.
She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.
masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum
I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.
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The act of defecating into your partner's mouth, then eating the feces out of their mouth with a spoon.
Jenny had to gargle for an hour after I gave her the ol' hot pudding cup last night.
My that was a tasty hot pudding cup.
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a word used to describe the horrific condition of a restroom after someone has explosively deficated and left pieces of fecal matter over various parts of the restroom and toilet
Im not using that restroom its looks like someone threw a chocolate pudding grenade in there
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When you have period sex with a girl without a condom
Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”
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A group of individuals who believe that God hates all pudding and those whom allow pudding to exist ("Jello eaters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of pudding, carrying signs stating that God hates pudding, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for pudding.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Pudding is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
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Masturbating; same thing as "pulling your pud".
She closed the door for some privacy, grabbed the hand lotion and began pounding your pud. Dude, you seriously don't remember that handjob you got last night?
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