crunch punch

This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.

Hey Sleezus your gonna get the illest drunk ever off the crunch punch.

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Frat Punch

Liquid workout supplement used by many frat bros.

"Dude! You are small because you arent drinking enough frat punch!"

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Hippo Punch

When a gent is enjoying some anal love with his lady, he can punch her in her kidneys, making her prolapse all over his member.

"I hippo punched Tracy last night, best thing I ever did. Came like a trooper. Mind you she's had to go to the hospital now."

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Butter Punch

When someone grips your moobs and punches them rapidly. Mainly used by older siblings as a way of sweet revenge.

“Man got a butter punch by his older brother yeh. Painful as Hell”.

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Pussy Punch

The excessive ramming of a vagina into a male's face, often seen performed by a stripper and/or possibly your ex girlfriend

{after placing her legs onto my shoulders in a rolling chair exclaiming "do not drop me"}

stripper or ex: im about to give you a pussy punch

patron/male: what is that?

stripper or ex: {proceeds to ram pussy into face in the doggy style position, if frontside refer to clit tap}

patron/male: damn, well thanks for the washington special

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Tongue punch

The viscious act of craming one's tongue into a body orfice

Dude, I tongue punched that old lady's smelly dirt ring!!

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donkey punch

The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2

I donkey punched the guy for the win.

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