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When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.
Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!
Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!
The Sahara rub down is a dry hand job. Every man can relate
A hand job with no lubrication
I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.
When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1
Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…
Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.
Example 2
Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!
Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?
Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.
Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
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What stupid people stay instead of saying he rub me the wrong way.
Bob: Man that guy was weird. He rub me off the wrong way.
Joe: Hahahahaha
Bob: huh?
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To have someone touch,rub,feel you in a sexual,playful,flirty, nonchalant manner without it being too obvious. Aka Flirting
Ex) Dude, wtf, were you just givin my girl the cheap rub game??
Ex) That guy kept tryin to do the ol cheap rub game.. kept nonchalantly grazing my ass while we danced..
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When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.
Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
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When someone is fisting a girl so hard that their hand can be seen from the outside.
"He was reverse belly rubbing me so hard the baby could feel it!"
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