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an archaelogist who gets a little TOO involved in his work...
person 1: i was down at the dig site yesterday, man it was a good time
person 2: shut the hell up you mungeasaures rex
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Unfathomable
Legacy Freon
Enigmatic
Transcendent
Exotic
A mining game, to flex your rarest ores and grind until you hit the five stages of greif.
you can jack off to this game so take off your pants
Guy: I would love to grind and jack off on REx: Reincarnated Today!
Guy 2: Same! Especially my favourite ore, A flare v2.
Guy: I cummed to hard and I found Epinephrine!
Guy 2: Fuck me in the ass!
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Cockus-Rex (Cockús-Rex) was a type of dinosaur, it’s fossils were first discovered in 2013, in the Toach region of Yemen by world reknown archeologist, James Randall Maynor III. Cockus-Rex is very similar to a T-Rex (Tyrannosaurus Rex) and is infact a cousin Species to it. What distinguishes these creatures is the Cockus-Rex’s giant and dominate penis, which is rumored to have reached at maximum errection a length of 20.1 inches. And at most times 17 inches. Cockus-Rex was truly the dominate dinosaur and it was solely a Male Species but was also asexual, enabling it to reproduce with itself. It is also believed that when Cockus-Rex ejaculated, that it’s semen could reach maximum speed of Moch 7. Cockus-Rex is believed to have been worshipped by the early homosapiens for his massive, God-like Penis, which is commonly referenced in the Porn Industries. Cockus-Rex is truly the definition of God. And male peak performance.
~Research and discovery division.
Cockus-Rex’s Penis is legendary.
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1. Something totally fag!
2. Someone that is too gay for words.
1. Woah, San Francisco is full of full grown homosaurus rexes.
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it
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Dayum! That boy loves his pussy! Right cuntasaurus rex he is...
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The smallest dinosaur in the world!
Very shy and usally hides between a Humanoid female's legs
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When you are fucking a girl from behind and feel a sudden urge to eat. You bring your elbows to your abdomen and swing your arms like a t-rex. At the same time you lean over and bite your bitch on the neck. Since your arms are essentially useless, you now must keep her down by clamping harder and pushing with your neck. This sex position is similar to a T-rex when feeding.
I don't know what happened the PCP hit me, and I just t-rexed the bitch.
Damn bro, what happened last night, I walked in on you t-rexing some bitch and growling.
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