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A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.
The mermasaurus rex loves to sunbathe on the island.
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a man of ancient history, A man of prehistoric power, born many years ago he possess ungodly amounts of rizz, appearing to woman as a 12 foot monstrosity, who women are physically unable to resist his hulking physicality and his tyrannical pelvic power
damn is that a rizzasauras rex, his pelvic power draws me
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1. Something totally fag!
2. Someone that is too gay for words.
1. Woah, San Francisco is full of full grown homosaurus rexes.
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it
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Dayum! That boy loves his pussy! Right cuntasaurus rex he is...
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The smallest dinosaur in the world!
Very shy and usally hides between a Humanoid female's legs
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When you are fucking a girl from behind and feel a sudden urge to eat. You bring your elbows to your abdomen and swing your arms like a t-rex. At the same time you lean over and bite your bitch on the neck. Since your arms are essentially useless, you now must keep her down by clamping harder and pushing with your neck. This sex position is similar to a T-rex when feeding.
I don't know what happened the PCP hit me, and I just t-rexed the bitch.
Damn bro, what happened last night, I walked in on you t-rexing some bitch and growling.
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A very big asshole and bully on the site bzpower.com
"Hey, he changed my screen-name again! Curse you, B-Rex!"
"Hey, my wife left me! Curse you B-Rex!"
"Hey, my baby got dropped out of a window! Curse you B-Rex (a.k.a MJ)!"
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