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What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.
Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves
I only got the job because of the Dave rule
States that if porn is made of an existing entertainment franchise, show, or series, it is considered official to the mentioned series, because someone who is associated with the creation said franchise, show, or series made porn art of it.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you know about rule 34 of Ed, Edd, and Eddy?
Guy 2: Yeah why? Its not like it actually happened.
Guy 1: No it happened, because on of the creators actually made porn of it. So it did technically happen, it just revealed in the show.
Guy 2: WTF!?
Guy 1: Rule 34e dude.
instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.
during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule
The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.
Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.
Person B: but they're attractive..
Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit
Person B: I plead the Midori Rule
Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.
*Teacher gives Billy his test*
Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!
Alex: Mediocrity rules!