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If a trap remix of a song does not exist, make one. See Rule 90
Dude 1: "Hey there's no trap remix of this song!"
Dude 2: "Rule 91 dude."
Dude 1: "I should get to work then."
States that if porn is made of an existing entertainment franchise, show, or series, it is considered official to the mentioned series, because someone who is associated with the creation said franchise, show, or series made porn art of it.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you know about rule 34 of Ed, Edd, and Eddy?
Guy 2: Yeah why? Its not like it actually happened.
Guy 1: No it happened, because on of the creators actually made porn of it. So it did technically happen, it just revealed in the show.
Guy 2: WTF!?
Guy 1: Rule 34e dude.
What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.
Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves
I only got the job because of the Dave rule
Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.
I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.
When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her
Carson: Avery is in Alabama
Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?
Nash: cause bro the mile rule
while on the motorway passenger must give driver a blow job (road head)
you want a lift mind motorway rules are in affect