a womans vagina that, during cunny lingus, tastes salty and is perhaps unpleasantly fishy smelling.
Man I tell you she has got salty gash real bad. Man it was a minge I tell ya I nearly threw up my ratatouille into her crack.
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Giving oral sex (cunnilingus, analingus) after having ejaculated.
Going back down on someone (eating out or rimming) after you've blown your load.
"He was such a freak he pulled out of my ass and immediately went to town lickin' it all up, he must love Salty Walter's"
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When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.
Related to the salty pirate.
I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.
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When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.
Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"
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When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.
Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"
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When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.
Imma about to give you a salty sausage
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When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!
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