Sandwich Head

A rather uncommon insult implying that the target has all the cunning and intelligence of a selection of deli meat betwixt two slices of bread.

Mustard is optional.

Person A: Hey, get that door for me, will you?

Person B: This door?

Person A: No, the other, INVISIBLE door in this room. *exasperated sigh* Damn sandwich head.

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sandwich glue

Obscure slang referring to mayo, mustard or whatever sauce or condiment is added to the meat, cheese and lettuce in a sandwich essentially "holding it together".

Could I have more sandwich glue with this club sandwich?"

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Duke Sandwich

When a woman is giving oral pleasure to a man, and commences to gag, but still makes the man deliver a load with a handjob, whilst gagging.

My buddies girlfriend was boasting the other night about how she gave him a Duke Sandwich. I informed her that I hadn't the slightest idea of what she spoke of, and in turn, she performed the most insatiable Duke Sanwich any man has ever come to know, on me.

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Salami Sandwich

The act of three men getting together and one having their dick out whilst the other two rub their butt checks on it until climax.

"Last night in the dorm I heard Ian, Miquel and Devon salami sandwich."

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sandwich board

a message/ad carried by a person composed of two boards on both sides.

A crazy guy was going down the street in a sandwich board saying that the wold was going to end

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niggernut sandwich

The definition Above or below: Refer to Donkey Shenanigans. This is almost the black and in shape version of donkey shenanigans but not quite, but close enough to be mentioned becasue its fuckin hilarious anyway

that niggernut sandwich is almost like the donkey shenanigans that he did to that other girl last night.. Oops ?! did i say that outloud?

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Youngstown Sandwich

A sexual act in which a man receives both a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously. Proudly developed in Youngstown, Ohio; it's the cities' official pastime and available (with coupon) for a reasonable $25 at local motels like the El Patio.

Albert got herpes from the delicious Youngstown Sandwich he got from Eric and Amy.

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