The biggest, most dramatic, rat in history to ever exist. <3
Patricia: OMG have you heard from Simon lately?
Belinda: Gurl, you mean rat, we don't pronounce that name anymore, from now of on its rat remember
Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .
“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “
A guy who thinks he gets all the girls but really isn’t all that.
Me: He’s such a Simon.
Kyle: Ik right?
Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He is the prince charming, Simon is arare name if your find a person name Simon make them your friend he might bring you good fortune. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.
Simon is a sweetheart
A person who leaves a organization to play for a better team
Someone who chases letters
Someone who wants to add letter
Simon left the saints a team to play for the blues aa team
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one
Simon has a very big dick and big balls. Get you a Simon.
Simon