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The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.
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To Smash Out is to party till the party is OVER... to be so damn trashed that you spent the night SMASHING OUT. The Smash Out originated 4 thousand years ago, but remains alive in Miami where the SMASH hosts SMASH HOUSE parties every week.
Tonight is that party at Voyage... Im going to SMASH OUT.
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to have sex with and leave your partner immediately after you're done
BOY: ( Zips up pants ) " Aight, I'm finna bounce I'll get at you later "
GIRL: " That's It? You Jus Gon Smash Off On Me "
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wen you get hit in the bollacks heavily and it hurts really bad and it hurts for some time
when ur just stood there thinkin a naked lady and then some little prick walks up to you and punches u in the bollocks and you shout and have painfull bollocks cock smash we gangsters call it
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As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.
No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!
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An expression of anger or excitement.
"She said what?! Fucking smash!"
"I can't wait until tonight! Fucking smash!"
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Closely linked to the word "post material", smash stack refers to two or more hot girls in the same areah or room.
Smash meaning having sex with a chick and stack meaning more than one
Guy #1- You see that post material in the corner?
Guy #2- Yeah n she bought her friends too, complete SMASH STACK!
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