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Social Alzheimer's

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ

How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.

by crawldogg April 10, 2013


Social Potpourri

human fruit salad characteristic of multiple cultures

Social Potpourri is the necessary "Spice of Life"

by mix me up January 2, 2008


social ambush

A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.

I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.

by jetjet December 15, 2015


social carnivore

A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.

I thought he was a vegetarian. No. He's a social carnivore. He a have the sausage pizza.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014


social vaping

Vaping only when others do it or vaping only when you're with your friends but not doing it on any other occasion like to get a buzz or just out of addiction

similar to social drinking

Jack: You vape?
John: I only do it when I'm with Jeff, Dan, Mark and Bob.
Jack: So you're Social Vaping
John: Excactly

by XODeadOnArrival December 18, 2017


Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022


social rhinoceros

Somebody who might get confused with the "social butterfly." But they don't acknowledge awkwardness at all.

Somebody with an over-developed sense of laughing at themselves.

That guy is such a social rhinoceros! No matter how many sexual innuendos I made about his mother, he just kept taking it to the next level.

by Barbatus June 23, 2009