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Slang term for prolapse rectum, or anal prolapse, a medical condition in which the colon is turned inside out and may protude out the anus.
I was so constipated, when I finally took a dump it felt like i had a pink sock
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Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.
Ejaculating into a sock.
I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.
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a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
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my ninja sock ruined my relationship
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girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?
boy: what?
girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?
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girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows
boy: what ?
girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
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To pull from a womans asshole after about five finutes of anal sex, be sure to pull sharpley and abruptly this will cause the womans colon to be remove from its socket, the effect looks like a dirty sock hanging out of her asshole, hence pulling socks
I was balls deep in my girlfriends ass when I heard a car door shut in the driveway which turned out to be her dad. I pulled out so fast in fear that we would get caught and in doing so I pulled her socks.
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An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
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when the only article of clothing worn during sex is socks. not a good thing.
Sock sex? What are you? A savage?
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