Did you see that fart squirrel over there in the bushes?!
A skunk.
"Do you smell that? Someone must have run over a fart squirrel back there."
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It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.
This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel
When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.
DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!
A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.
2215- comp, turbo squirrel in progress.
To dig in the anus of your partner with one's finger trying to dig out a piece of poop (similar to a squirrel digging into the ground looking for a nut). After digging out said piece of poop, the poop is then placed into the mouth of the digger to be carried around like a squirrel carrying a nut in it's mouth.
There's a bit of blood on my finger after 'squirrel pushing' her and now I can't get this taste out of my mouth.