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A phrase straight people came up with for attention.
Tf is “super straight”?
Idk, the breeders just don’t know when to stop
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Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
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anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight
Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.
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Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina
Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
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Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.
The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.
He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.
How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
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1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.
2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.
1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.
2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).
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A "sexuality" made up by insecure men on 4chain and tiktok to invalidate trans people gender identities. Not wanting to date trans people is a preference Brad, not a sexuality. You are still straight.
Man: I am super straight. I only date women with vaginas, you know REAL women.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.
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