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When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure
“Shit man, my
cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”
When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.
Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"
when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
That must be a four stroke rider because he looks like a sissy.
Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.
Four stroke rider- hey wanna race
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could
The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
When you stroke during the sexual act of riding
“Teach me how to stroke ride” - My Girlfriend