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A bunch of sell outs. Only good when John Nolan was in it.
"Have you heard the louder now cd from taking back sunday? it's sooo good!"
"Nah man, they're crap. I listen to the good stuff.
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The law that proclaims that all people are forbidden from sleeping in past 9:00 AM on a Sunday. Despite the fact that people often stay up very late on Saturday, they are not to sleep in on Sunday to catch up on their rest. The reason for this is if one sleeps until 1:00 PM on Sunday they will likely not be able to fall asleep until a minimum of 12-14 hours later - meaning that they will then be very overtired for an early Monday morning of work.
1: Man, that's like your fourth cup of coffee this morning!
2: Yeah, I didn't get nearly enough sleep last night...
1: Really, why?
2: I slept in until 12:30 PM yesterday and then couldn't fall asleep until 2:30... then I had to get up a quarter past 6.
1: Ouch. Well, that's what you get for violating the Sunday Sleep-In Rule.
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Sunday night slow jams is hardly music and just people trying to get back w their ex. It plays on most radio stations on sunday night at 8.
Zack: hey turn on the radio
millie: but sunday night slow jams is playing
*awkward silence*
the radio out of no where after a song is done; SUndAy NigHt SLoW jAAAAAAAAMSSSSsss
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your innerwear is showing/peeping out of your outerwear. It's a sentence in itself, sometimes used as a heads up to alert the concerned person. Sometimes it's used to make fun of a person wearing so.
Hey Rick! Sunday is longer than Monday!
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1. Absolutely Shitfaced
2.A situation in which there is no way to get out of it. You Can't Lie, bargain, cry, plead, beg, or joke your way out of being fucked six ways to sunday
1. He drank to the point of being fucked six ways to sunday.
2. I sent that angry email about the boss, to the boss by mistake. Now I'm fucked six ways to sunday.
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An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.
I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.
Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...
John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.
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A) To do something a number of ways to achieve the desired result.
Ex. I glued, screwed, and nailed that table leg back on. Its fastened three ways from sunday.
B) Numerous reasons that something can't be fixed.
Ex. That old tractor has a cracked block, a broken steering wheel, and the transmission is shot. Its fucked three ways from sunday.
In order to follow the laws of Canada citizens must lock their firearms up three ways from sunday.