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Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015


Scalp juice

The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.

I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.

by Your3mamas September 22, 2015


Juice Puss

Multiple meaning word used in south Houston referring to just about anything

Chris won’t shotgun that beer he is a “Juice Puss”
Logan banged this girl and she had a fat “Juice Puss”

by Bigurbanjuice May 27, 2020


Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021

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dumbfuck juice

A term coined by Twitter in 2018 and later adopted by stan twitter and egirl culture. It’s used as an explanation for some dumb shit a homie might’ve done. A variation on dumb bitch juice.

“Damn, Osvaldo really messed up on November 11th
“He literally drank dumbfuck juice”

by issu3s October 23, 2019


chola juice

The grease that comes off a cholas crunchy wet looking hair.
Any action, phrase, gesture that you would see/hear that a chola say or do.

That girl must have used sharpies on her eyebrow, that's some chola juice shit right there.
Like my new nike cortez shoes? No those are some chola juice shoes.
Dang girl you're pregnant again? Chola juice for sure.
My cousin went off on some girl at school, she got all chola juice on her ass.

by KravMagaJoe April 2, 2015


Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.

Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018