taco truck

An unusually large lesbian.

Did you see that lesbian leaving the club? That taco truck was huge!

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Taco Bell

A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong.

"Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"

"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!"

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freedom taco

when you take off your pants in public, bang your knees together in a side-to-side motion and yell out "FREEDOM TACO!"

that drunk bastard killed the party last night doing the freedom taco.

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taco muncher

it's just another way of saying "they're a Lesbian" without actually saying it.

guy: "hey, know that chick judy?"
girl: "yea, what about her?"
guy: "word on the street is that she prefers tacos over hotdogs"
girl: "whut? "
guy: "in other words she's a taco muncher"
girl: "ahh, so is she single?"
guy: "seems so"

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chico's tacos

A local El Paso favorite.A fastfood joint specializing in rolled tacos in a special tomato sauce with graded chese and green salsa. Renowned for its hangover curing abilities however over indulgence in this spicy meal is known to cause hershey squirts and the accumulation of poison fart gas.Chico's tacos breath is also something to avoid if your planning on getting laid.

I'm all goat mouthed and hungover, might as well head over to Chico's Tacos and my butt hole will pay later.

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Ass Taco

A sexual act involving 2 partners. (A and B)

Partner A lays on his/her stomach while partner B opens partner A's buttocks and throws lettuce, tomato, cheese and cream cheese into the anal cavity. (Creating the raw parts needed for the ass taco)

Partner A then adds the "meat" (their own human feces) to the "ass taco" by way of direct excrement.

Partner B then eats the "Ass Taco" fully to which Partner A asks " why don't you eat the shell (of the taco).

Partner B then finishes the sex act by eating the ass of Partner A until climax is reached.

- "Ass taco" is both a noun and a verb.

Hoar : Do you want an ass taco?

Hoar 2: Oh ya, Oh ya

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taco folder

A Mexican, either male or female.

Get this taco folder out of our house!

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