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a tail of 2 streams

the next morning after having sex, masturbating, etc.

and you have to pee and when you start peeing you urinate two streams.

dude after i fucked mercedes last night and i had to pee and i had a tail of 2 streams!!!

by schmidtyyyyyy!!! November 24, 2009

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new-age tail

A woman (or women) of sexual interest, that prefer alternative approaches to traditional Western culture, and have interest in spirituality, mysticism, holism, and environmentalism.

Frank: "Cults are great for attracting new age tail."
Dee: "Guys, you can't go straight to fixing apartments and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that. That takes years of brain-washing."

by boringoldorange January 5, 2018


beaver tail titties

Titties that are flat at the top and long while curving up towards the nipple causing them to look like beaver tails.

Look at Brian with those fat beaver tail titties.z

by ROCKY D January 24, 2020


front tail friends

Two men who regularly engage In sex (buddies with benefits).

ESHS

Kevin and Giorgio are front tail friends. They love to blow each other like circus seals and play games like “mine and minor”, or “cock in the ass”.

by Muffdyver November 28, 2017


tail over the fence

When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.

My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 30, 2004


orangutan tail fuck

When a scrawny white guy fucks a big black red headed bbw who is handicapped from falling waist first in a pool of acid.

Morgan and Chase ran an orangutan tail fuck on their neighbor until satisfied, and then subsequently burned her house down.

by kinky horse balls December 17, 2021


Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.

Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?

by Wolf89 March 14, 2008