the next morning after having sex, masturbating, etc.
and you have to pee and when you start peeing you urinate two streams.
dude after i fucked mercedes last night and i had to pee and i had a tail of 2 streams!!!
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A woman (or women) of sexual interest, that prefer alternative approaches to traditional Western culture, and have interest in spirituality, mysticism, holism, and environmentalism.
Frank: "Cults are great for attracting new age tail."
Dee: "Guys, you can't go straight to fixing apartments and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that. That takes years of brain-washing."
Titties that are flat at the top and long while curving up towards the nipple causing them to look like beaver tails.
Look at Brian with those fat beaver tail titties.z
Two men who regularly engage In sex (buddies with benefits).
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Kevin and Giorgio are front tail friends. They love to blow each other like circus seals and play games like “mine and minor”, or “cock in the ass”.
When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.
My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.
When a scrawny white guy fucks a big black red headed bbw who is handicapped from falling waist first in a pool of acid.
Morgan and Chase ran an orangutan tail fuck on their neighbor until satisfied, and then subsequently burned her house down.
A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?