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the double decker style public transportation bus on the New York City 5th Avenue route.
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the avenue tank. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
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Making a bathroom or preferably the entire structure as warm as possible after a dry-dock deluxe so as to promote the most un-godly smell possible. Close all windows on the hottest summer day and turn the AC off and the furnace on full blast. This works especially well on mobile homes and travel trailers. The longer it bakes the more permanent the stench. If done properly it can result in the structure being torn down.
I totally made this jagoff's camper a Hot Tank while he was out fishing. Man that had to be bad when he got back, it was like 95 degrees and there was no shade!
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Pissing and shitting in a girls mouth and duct tapping it shut. All during sex.
"I gave Tina the septic tank last night."
"Sick."
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The area of fat that droops over the front of a skank's panty-line.
Guy 1: Woah man, who got that skank pregnant?
Guy 2: Naw man, she ain't pregnant, that's just her skank tank.
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The act of a women giving oral sex, but instead of spitting or swallowing she just lets her moth fill up with the mans cum.
Dude, your girl just gave me a gas tank.
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The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.
Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.
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