Yellow Cake

It can only be contained in a special CIA napkin.But you must pray to god you don't drop that shit.

Guy 1:I just got back from Africa,i brought back some yellow cake.

*GUY 1 DROPS CAKE*

Guy 2:OH SHI-

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wuss cake

Someone who is more extreme in Wuss-Ness than a Regular wussy and is also a homo sexual or a fruit cake . The individual usually wears old blue jeans and shirts with stupid sayings on them and normally have red or blonde hair or red hair dyed blonde in a effort to look less Wuss like such things make them easy to spot. they normally cry when harassed or get taunted

Hey Dave, that auggie kid sure is a Wuss cake.. Dave - yeah dude defiantly a wussy Wuss wuss cake..
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Patrick- hey gee can I borrow some clothes I want to dress up as a wuss cake for halloween.

josh - wussy wussy wussy, Wuss cake Wuss cake, gee is a Wuss cake

Chris - haha what a Wuss cake

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Victoria cake

A ass in such diameter they turned it into a company

Can you believe Victoria cake turned her fat ass into a company.

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jaffa cake

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM

woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!

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caked out

When you have a lot of money

Bovice:You got change for a ten
Orison:Naw all i got is 10 50 dollar bills
Bovice:Damn you caked out today

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pussy cakes

white cheddar Rice cake snacks that often smell like the vagina of a rotting corpse. however, these are extremely amazing and your taste buds will become huge fans. do not let the awful smell deceive you. "my girlfriend smells like pussy cakes."

Pussy cakes

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Space Cakes

<noun> slang;

A baked good, such as a cake or a brownie etc laced with hemp or another drug in order to get high whilst enjoying a tasty snack.

HOMER: "Have you got any Space Cakes?"
ARISTOTLE: "Yeah, but Archemedes ate them all. He is so gone."

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